Yeaaaa, so here I am , up at 3 am, can't sleep and just got done watching the movie "17 Again" that I actually went to Wal - Mart to buy.
Believe it or not there IS ACTUALLY a whole story to go with the reason I bought it too ...
SIGH, so here goes ....
We got back from dinner last night as we went out to Pizza Hut to eat, got everyone settled and ready for bed, got comfy on couch, then call Dish Network and say to helpful dude at other end ..
" Hello, I would like to order a pay per view movie please" ...
HD (helpful dude): Sure, I can help you with that, please wait a moment while we pull up your file ...
ME: Sure, not a problem.
HD: Please varify your blah,blah,blahhhhh ...
ME: blah,blah,blaahhhhh .......
HD: Um. Ma'am .. I see we might have a problem here ..
ME: M'kay, what could that be ?
HD: In order for me to let you gain access to the PPV movie, you'll have to make a payment of 6 dollars to your account, would you like to give me your card number for that purpose at this time ?
ME: HUH ? 6 DOLLARS ? ??? Dude, are you serious ? .....May I ask why ???
HD: let me check your account ..(holdholdhold) .. ma'am, I need to go get my manager, bear with me I will be right back. (holdholdhold)....
HD: Ma'am (as I am sighing from the death of brain cells that the music has stripped my wee little brain of while they had me on hold.)
HD: We see your account is ONE DAY past due,and my manager says at this time we cannot grant you access to order the PPV movie, unless you make a payment with us at this time ....
ME:
HD: Is there anything else I can help you with today ?
ME: UGHHHH, hahahahaaa ..NO ! (but thinking you can take the payment and shove it you know where ....)
ME: "CLICK" ...
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So, as I am sitting on the couch I get angry, so angry, that I stormed out the door to Wal - Mart to go show them !
Then ... on my way to WM .... IT HAPPENED !
I was crying because of the "Helpful dude" ... not being helpful. Geeze, then that made me cry about my Grandpa ... and then somehow it turned into me getting a "NO" for the 'test' that I had taken .. then about Wyatt. AND? M'kay are you ready for this, how because the test said 'no' that meant I was dying from Cancer ! Hahahaha, see I told you.
But I realized that I AM just that scared of getting the female cancers so many in my family have had after the age of 35 .. which I just happen to be this year. So, getting a NO on the pregnancy test really isn't as bad, I mean, I would be totally happy, but if it isn't - we can try again. What seriously worries me though is that ther IS something wrong with me and I will have to go through " the Old Lady Syndrome' to get rid of it.
Sooo, sitting back in the WalMart PKing lot, I started to laugh at myself ... now seriously folks, what the french toast is wrong with me ?? Is my brain fried or something ???
Laughing, crying .. hormones from hell !
I have been late before, just not this late .... and my body is just weird - yet I don't kno how to desribe it. I did call the doc for an appointment and was told they would call back last night - they did not. The very second they call back, I hope that will get an appointment time.
In the mean time, we bought a few more "tests" to try again in the morning and in a few days if necesary. I really don't know what the answer might be - if not that, and it really worries me.
So see ?!?!? Hormones ARE from hell, they are evil - because if any lady will sit in a Wally World parking lot and cry because she thinks she's dying, whose Grandpa just passed away AND because she got a NO on a pregancy test and having it all started because the HD at Dish who was NOT a HD .. wouldn't LET me watch my movie !!!
Me thinks I had too much going on this week ! I'm goin' to bed !
HELP !!
I have a bit of going from A to Z myself. Every spot on my body is skin cancer, and the lump I found once in my breast had me writing a will for my then-4 year old in my head, because certainly I was going to die. Damn internet helps "diagnose" things too. I am sure everything is fine with you.
ReplyDeleteOf course you have the Wyatt thing in the forefront of your head, as he was due this month. I understand how you are feeling. I know everything will turn out for you as it should.
((hugs))
Wow you sound so stressed. I know it's hard with so much going on. Hope you got some sleep. (hugs)
ReplyDeleteHormones are evil. I was all crying and weepy the other day and couldn't figure out why I was letting little shit upset me..and then looked at the calendar and realized I was due for my monthly visitor. Explained everything. The day before I am usually a mess. Hang in there and let us know how the tests go!
ReplyDeleteOh forgot to say what asshats they are at Dish..one day pass the due date..Geez!
ReplyDeleteI am glad that you have a Dr appt!
ReplyDeleteWe have Time Warner Cable and OMGGGG...I absoultely HATE having to deal w/those people!!!! I don't blame u for crying...you've had ALOT going on this week. Hope u can get in to the Dr. soon. Hope u got some sleep! Hugs!
ReplyDeleteYou mean people actually order pay for view movies? Why?! They are so over priced in my opinion. I'd rather hit up the library for free movies.
ReplyDeleteYou have so much going on right now, you need to take some time and do something nice for yourself.
I have heard they are one of the WORST company's in the whole US !!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you guys. :O)
ReplyDeleteI took two tests, one last night and one this morning, both came up positive, Adam bought a box of a few tests so I will try once more in a few days if nothing comes along to explain my situation.
Potsy said something on my blog a few days ago, and I am thinking now that maybe she was right.
D - ordering the PPV was my 'gift' to myself, just sitting and relaxing was good for me and a nice calm way to do it. I don't mind the price because I only do it once a year - maybe - and I hardly ever watch movies anymore.
Hope you get into the doc SOON!
ReplyDeleteDid I read that right? 2 tests came out positive. So you are preggers?
ReplyDeleteOh Tammie,
ReplyDeleteWhat a roller coaster ride you are on. It makes perfect sense to have a good cry with all that going on. Hormones are evil. Maybe that's my problem lately too. Sometimes it sucks to be a woman:) LOL Stress always throws me off. Anyway, Congratulaitons on the positives!!!! I hope those are accurate for you. How exciting. Hugs for your little man who is sitting in Jesus lap right now.
So, you have had 2 positive results? Make sure you get that dr appt set up! I hope you get the results you are hoping for!
ReplyDeleteOMG.. I am an asshat, that was supposed to say NOT pregnant. We bought the expensive 'digital' ones too, so how could I typo that. Damn, I SOOO wish it were true tho.....
ReplyDeleteGod, I am so mad at myself, why did I type that .. cuz I want it to be true ?? What an idiot I am .. I have my head up my ass.
ReplyDeleteNo, they BOTH were NOT positve.
Time Warner IS one of the worst companies to deal with. We refuse. If I never have cable ever again....we will never ever ever use them again!
ReplyDeleteHormones suck. I agree. *hugs to you*
see you later th is morning!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYA!
I just notiiced on this page there are a bunch of Ads for -----DISH NETWORK !
ReplyDeleteSo be careful what you say lol They're listening !!!!!!!!