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Sunday, October 28, 2007

WISCONSIN ?

Okay, for a funnier side of things today, I have decided that before I set out to make my gang lunch - that this is by far one funny story, a TYPICAL Wisconson story that is.

Most of you know just how I despise being here in Wisconsin, how I have found others to be, how others act or TRULY live up to all the stereotypes that go alog with the whole "Wisconsin" facaad. Well, naturally when I read this article, I got a real kick out of it, because for me, it REALLLLLLY sums up what WISCONSIN -ITES are like !!!!

so here it is :

Thu Oct 25, 10:39 PM ET

MUKWONAGO, Wis. - A man told police he couldn't help himself when he took seven bottles of a spiked lemonade drink from the shelf at a Wal-Mart Supercenter and drank them in the liquor aisle.

Police Chief Fred Winchowky said the 43-year-old town of Eagle man claimed he was a recovering alcoholic and had been dry for 16 months before he went to the store Oct. 14 with his wife, who was not aware of what he was doing.

"He went down that aisle and he said 'I just couldn't control myself,'" Winchowky said. "He stated he was upset he broke his 16-month streak and he didn't know how he was going to tell his wife."

The chief said security video caught the man drinking the 12-ounce bottles of Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade over a 15-minute period. He placed the empty bottles back on the shelf.

Confronted by a store official, he first denied it but smelled of intoxicants, Winchowky said.

So, along with having my identity stolen, being ripped off for over 26,000 dollars in that process, having two pscychotic ex-landlords who want to still rip us off and that still harrass us and one whose retarted son just walks into our house commonly the other who stalks us and has tried to run us off the road or calls my husbands commander and complains that is our fault that no one goes to her buisness, having almost every person in this state that isn't a transplant here already - be rude or misunderstand me or my family, the fact that there are 21 bars on one street in my town and wayyyyy too many people that drink ..... hmmm, only A FEW reasons I hate WISCONSIN !

So, OKAY -for some REALLY PECULIAR reason - the lord has decided that I have some ODD reason for being here, up in the land of COLD frozen tundra - despite my endless praying that has been done - I ask WHY OH WHY .... couldn't we just have been sent to HAWAII when we had the orders !? Thanks SOOOOOO much Osama Bin Laden ..... for if you wouldn't have pulled your stupid stunt, that is where we would have been sent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I sure wouldn't want 75 degree temps all year !

Well, time for me to go, my gang just informed me that they are going to die if they don't eat like super quick and lordie knows we wouldn't want that to happen !!! lol ! :O) To some of you who've gone to Multiply, I have my page there, but am not sure what to do with it, I suppose I will stay here for the most part till I just cannot do it no more - then I will transfer, I don't care for change, can you tell ?

~Have a super Sunday everyone !!! ~

TAMMIE

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