OKay people ... today is Wednesday - not an altogether a bad day, a little too humid for me, but otherwise A-OK.
BUT ? Do you know what ?
Do you see these cute little baby faces ???????
(Jordan : 1991)
(Brittany :1993)
(Hannah :2002)
(Cameron: 2007)
(Graciella - just born)
Yes, cute - AREN'T THEY ???
IT IS A PLOY FOLKS ! A PLOY, A TRICK, A FARSE !!!!
Surely those cute little faces don't become smart mouthed little demons who reside like bats in thier rooms ? RIGHT ?
Surely, THOSE cute little faces DIDN'T just suddenly turn into someone other than you knew just one day out of the blue ... right ????
Surely, it is clearly NOT them whose laundry that I JUST SPENT 44 HOURS folding is LYING allllll OVER the farking floor !!!!
Surely, You did not go and clean the whole upstairs and find that it was destroyed the VERY next time you went up there - 20 MINUTES LATER !
Surely it isn't THOSE adorable little ones that keep me up at night screaming and wailing from some angst that I have NOOOO idea in heaven of ... right ?
Oh PA --- LEEEEEEEEEEEEESE, tell me it isn't so ?!
Whose kids are these anyways ???
SO... Since I have decided that I no longer want to play house anymore - any one want some kids ???
I will give them to you absolutely FREEE !
50 DAYS TILL SCHOOL STARTS !!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
I do not...repeat do NOT want kids.
ReplyDeleteNot at all.
Not even a smidge.
But still...your kids are cute :)
HA ... that is ONLY a cover !
ReplyDeleteThey pull you in and then WHAAAAMMMMMOOO !
HA HA HA !
Hahaha! Cute idea for a blog, interspersed with the baby pictures!
ReplyDeleteI think we have a case of body snatcher aliens. Once they pass baby stage, some strange creature takes over our otherwise sweet children, turning them into evil little mess making monsters!
Awww, they are so CUTE though!!!
ReplyDeleteI want kids...but I want my own...I don't want to kidnap kids....I'd get sent to jail:)
Hope you are having a great day today, Tammie!! HUG
NO--- NOOO you don't Anne !
ReplyDeleteHey and you don't have to kidnap them... I'll give you mine FREEEEEEEEEE !!!
I know you want them --- don't you Anne ??!!?!?! HA HA HA HA !
What a bunch of cuties ! Awww ... makes me wants kids ! NOT !!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteWELL, FRICK FRACK ... where is the mother ship so I can send them back to it !!!! LOL !
ReplyDeleteNannoo nannoo. . .
ReplyDeleteROTFL !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Pam, you are SO smart...stay that way!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteUmmm, can I add two more to the "free kids" flyer???
Sure ! LOL !
ReplyDeleteUmmm only if I can make them do manual labor..lol! I could use some little maids around here. lol!
ReplyDeleteIt's a trick by Mother Nature/God/Whatever....they start out all cute and adorable..so you fall in love with them..and then when they turn evil..it's too late!
ReplyDeleteYou've hypnotized me into it...I'll take them! HAHAHA!! Just kidding:)
ReplyDeleteRFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteHA! Not me!
ReplyDeleteLOL....I love the blog....awesome idea.....and such cute pictures....
ReplyDeletelol awww so cute those baby pictures.
ReplyDeleteOh great blog and loved all the pictures! Nope I don't need anymore kids! LOL Hugs
ReplyDeletehaha! Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Very cute pics
ReplyDeletei realized i probably dont want kids. if im going to end up a teacher, i dont think i could survive being with 30 kids all day and then going home to my own. noooooooo ma'am.
ReplyDeleteI know EXACTLY what you are saying.
ReplyDeleteHubby told me yesterday he wants another baby...yeah right buddy
WHAT !?!?!?!?!!?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA - if my hubby said that to me, I would quite literally die from laughter. WHO does all the work NOW ?!?!?!?
Ooooh, say NO !!!
hahahaha nooooooooooooooooo i cannot accept this offer at this time...ive got my own :) lol
ReplyDeletehope tomorrow is better!
Haha! Once in a while, Chris will say we should have one more, "and try for a boy!"
ReplyDelete1. Hahahahahahaha
2. When he can carry the baby in HIS abdomen, and push it out, we'll talk about it.
But first he told me that I needed to diet otherwise I would be big as a house when I was pregnant!
ReplyDeleteWe cannot afford another child....that would be $375 a week for daycare! I only make $475 a week.
Me thinks he was sniffing glue..lol
OH, yep - that sounds exactlylike something my hubby would say to me too !
ReplyDeleteLUV the sniffing glue comment !
Wow.
ReplyDeleteHell no. Any guy talks like that to me, and blood will be spilled.
Well, I LUV being pregnant, but I absolutely HATE the fact that A won't even watch his own farking kids five mnutes sometimes so that I can JUST shower even, if he were WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY different, I just actually might have more, but guess I have learned my lesson and it will never happen in this life time. Time to TRY HA HA to enjoy the ones I got.
ReplyDeleteIt can be hard sometimes tho ! ha ha ha ha !
I used to be able to speak my mind alot better - but it is just easier to be quiet anymore. I just sooo hate argueing and confrontations.
ReplyDeleteI would have had another baby a few years ago....but I really enjoy my boys ages right now. I can actually sit for a few instead of constantly chasing them and baby proofing everything.
ReplyDeleteWhen he finally meets Jack the puppy, he can treat him like a baby..lol
It is so much easier to be quiet then the arguing and confrontations.
ReplyDeleteOOOOH, don't I know that one ! HA HA HA ! I am sooo tired of it ... and ready to NEVER have anymore babies around here till granny time comes.
ReplyDeleteIt makes so hard to do this whole blogging addiction I got ! LOL !
LOL I can NOT tell a lie.. nope can't sorry!! It is so and the same thing
ReplyDeletehas happened to my kids but sadly you will have no luck getting rid of
them HAHAHA hang in there girl... they all eventually turn 18 and move
on *grin*
This is true. They usually move back home a time or two before they are really and truly out on their own, but 18 is usually the starting point!
ReplyDelete(And you're going to hate it when Jordan goes and you KNOW it! It's awful when they start moving out to be on their own. You know they have to, but you don't want them to. So, STOP pretending you want to give your kids away.)
And, okay, I'll take ONE, and ONLY one!
Ummmm... no thankyou. I have two more than I can handle already.
ReplyDeleteI'll take one that can be put to work cleaning, mowing, all that stuff :-) Then give them back when they start making the mess!!! That probably doesn't help you though....he he he.
ReplyDeleteDon't give them away...sell them on Ebay!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll pass on the offer, thanks. Got two of my own aliens to deal with!
ReplyDeleteSo funny, tammie! Love the pictures.
ReplyDeleteMine are crazy monsters in their own right - and whoever said it's a good thing they come out cute and innocent so that you fall in love w/ them. :)
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteI will take 2 of the girls if you will take MY Boy's..........LOL you would send them back to us quick real and in a hurry............Naw I will just keep my 2 heathern boys:)
ReplyDeleteLOL !
ReplyDeleteThis is a cute blog! Don't know who you do it with that crew. My one is enough.
ReplyDeleteLoved how you are already counting down to school.