I AM DEAD !

NOTICE: .... Public Service Announcement :

Yeterday after returning home from her trip to Chicago, with Windi and Anne, Tammie has suffered from a temporary case of DEATH.

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I am currently writting this blog for y'all from the "OTHER SIDE"  at the Heaven Cafe....  WHAT ? You all thought I would just die and not tell you about my trip ????! Pppfffffft ! I see how it is !

Yea... so, anyway... I suffered from death ... yes, that IS what I said ! ...you see ?....... Presicely after walking just short of 942 qwa billion zillion miles ... up AND down (I think) EVERY street - road or avenue in the WHOLE entire CITY of Chicago .....

After being stuffed into a tin can like apparatus - ohhh sorry, elevator - with 3456678790097685744432669809098553 other people and being hurled up to  - then plunged from the ONE HUNDRED THIRD FLOOR...  DOING  ha ! ...oh 95 TRILLION miles hour and blowing out my ear drums,

Then being forced to EAT  this pizza which made my ASS now bigger than the whole continent of Africa and causing the death toll to rise because I blocked out the sun from those poor people ...

YEAAAAAAAAA ... so even after all that ?! ALL THAT ? ..........

WHEN IS THE NEXT TRIP ?????

 

Um, so if you'll excuse me, I haff to peel my corpse from my sofa then go find my pine box.  lol.

ok, seriously... I gotta go to bed, I will write a more politically correct blog with pictures once the sun decides to bring it's demented rays into my window at the butt crack of noon  to so everly and so rudely awaken me.  G'night !