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Monday, July 14, 2008

~12 STEP RECOVERY PROGRAM FOR BLOG ADDICTS ~

 OK - FIRST OF ALL THIS IS NOT A "REAL" BLOG ... I JUST HAD TO SHARE IT ... LOL... Thanks to my friend Tammy for sending to me !

 

1) I will have a cup of coffee (or soda)  in the morning and read a real newspaper instead of my e-mails and comments. 

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of my Blog.

5) I will sit down and write a PAPER letter to those few unfortunate friends and family that are blog - deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone whom I cannot contact via my blog.

7) I will read a PAPER book.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear my music.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email or comments. 

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy blogging.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and that my friends and blogland WILL always be there tomorrow..............

 

hehehehe !

17 comments:

  1. oh... AND ? THIS DID NOT WORK FOR ME ! LOL !

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  2. These are funny! And way too true :)

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  3. I REEEELY don't think I could do that!!!!!

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  4. HAHAHAH! OMG, this is too funny.

    Especially since I JUST told you, on my page, that I am doing laundry, then checking blogs, between folds!

    This was my favorite:
    "2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing."

    OK, someone PLEASE tell me I am not the only one who eats lunch while checking the blog with one hand?!?!?!!?!

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  5. OMG !!!! I do that toooooo..

    oooh, laughing too hard - gotta go pee.

    oops -sorry.:O) lol.

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  6. LOL. I'm not ready to admit I have a problem...yet ;)

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  7. that was so me last night, during the Army Wives commercials I'd come in here and check the computer. Not that I was blogging, but I was eBaying. Just as addictive.

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  8. These are too funny!! I check my blog at work when I'm not supposed to because I just cannot say away. I think I have a problem too:)

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  9. Yes, Anne, joinus - come to OUR side !!

    MUUUAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHHH !

    The first step is to admit you have a problem !!! LOL !

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  10. Is this even possible??

    the first thing I do when I get up is get my cup of coffee and come in and check Multiply! LOL

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  11. HA HA HA - mee tooo ! I know .. I do it all the time !!!! :Op

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  12. LOL Great blog and you have me laughing saying it's not a real blog! LOL
    Hugs to you!!

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  13. it can be addicting...i know i've had to catch myself ;b

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  14. LOL, very funny. My only priority to blogging is getting my morning cup of coffee!

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