1) So my thoughts come super early this morning, I am never up at the ass crack of dawn, but here I sit, My allergies have taken over and my asthma is in full swing. Don't 'cha just LUVVVVVVVV summer ?
2) Well, my inhaler is gone. YEEEA. I now have an excuse to go buzz in and see "Fernando" ... lol, ok - AKA = DH, Doctor Hottie !!!! (Fernando is my secret sexy made up lover name for DH...lol !)
3) Is it odd that even though my chest feels like it has a brick on either side of it, that I am happy that the inhaler is gone ????!?!?!?
4) Obviously I didn't sleep as well as I would have liked to last night ... never zeee less - I still have 42,000 things I should do around here today. Um - bringing me to my picture selection for the day - no - it did not snow - although at this point why would that not suprise me , but I wanted to show you a picture of that big pine tree we just cut down. It will take weeks to get rid of totally ... and ha ha - the neighbors all drove by and stared at us ! I LUV IT !!!! yadda yadda - call me weird, but that is how I roll. One GOOD thing about snow though is no allergies and no lawn to mow. But who cares ! It will be back soon enough I am sure - didn't ya'll want a reminder anyway ?!
5) I did get some caulking done yesterday. YAY me ! I just luv it --- the weirdos who owned this house last shoved caulk in all kinds of places, but I noticed yesterday they did not caulk around any of the doors or windows .... DUHHHH - you asshats ! Who in the Bozo button does that ?! How do you NOT do that ? No wonder it felt like a hurricane in the house whenever we have strong winds ! Wish I would have figured that out ... say, ugh ...... LAST YEAR !!!!
6) Add another thing to my list of to do's .... I mean my "list of things to keep me busy so that I don't go insane in the meantime". HAH HA HA. :o)
7) It just occured to me that most likely by this afternoon I will probably have MORE thoughts to get out of my scattered brain !
8) My stove is still disected .... A decided to give it a spraypainting. Yep - "Appliance Epoxy" too. Super smelly when it went on, but it does look alot nicer. You see, the retarted stove was the only thing not matching in the kitchen - everything else is black and this was almond or whatever, so since we cannot afford the flat cooktop stove thing I WANT ... this is the answer for now. YES, I am neurotic like that - everything MUST match !
9) Um... blah, blah, blah .... I seem to be having a momentary lapse of anything going on in my head.
10) The place that was to pick up the old washer/dryer, or so I thought - doesn't do that anymore. So tonight we have to go take it to them ... no biggie they are just right down the road, but I just don't want an old washer dryer sitting in the garage making me look scummy. ICK ! It might actually have to wait till this weekend for us to do - but it is driving me nuts having them just sit there !
11) I realize now how much I am in LUV with my new washer / dryer ... oh, whoa as me - how did I ever get along with out you - my new little loves !!! I literally have had to have done 52,000 loads of stuff since I got them !!!
12) I just went upstairs - not a good thing if you don't want to have a heart attack. It is a diaster zone - errr - so it was, I tidy'd up . I bought all new towels from Penny's not long ago and there they sit on the floor , not hung up and it looks like a bomb of laundry went off. I guess some more boxes are in order --- or a call to the EPA !
13) Useless info fact - I have now sneezed eleventy seven times since sitting here to write this blog !
14) Camp town lady sings this song, do dah, do dah - camp town lady five miles long, oh de do dah day !!!! Oh do dah dayyyyyy, oh do dahhh dayyyyyyyyy, camp town lady sing this song - oh de do da day !!!
- - - blank stare - - - ooops sorry - I don't normally just burst into song, I have no idea why that just popped into my head. Maybe lack of sleep ?!
EGADS ! It's 8' o- clock - where has my time gone ? - My day is getting away from me!!!. :O(
Ha haaaaa - NOT - I usually sleep till 11. (Yes, I am lazy like that !) But I am going to stop rambling now before I burst into some witty song again ! Have a good day everyone !
LA LA LA LA LA ..... ooops, ok - - - - I am leaving, I promise ! (As an Elvis Tune I have no idea what is called bursts into the air !)
1. You lost me at ass crack....
ReplyDeleteThanks for the early morning giggles Tammie! I cannot wait to wake up in the same room as you! You may be sleepy and never up this early, but you really crack me up!
ReplyDeleteOk, so I really want a pic of your stove because I almost used that paint on my very own stove for the same very reasons you did! I hated that my fridge was stainless steele and black and my stove was almond!
And that song you broke out singing? Camp town races? I was JUST singing that this morning! Can you believe that! I swear, you are my twin! lol.
LOL.......you just made my morning:)
ReplyDeleteOhmy god Lisa - I was JUST thinking something like that tooooo ! ha ha !
ReplyDeleteOk, I will go snap said picto of said stove so I can said put it on said page...um, too many saids ...LOL !
DAVID - is that like - - - You had me at Hello ?!?!?!?!?
AWWW, crap ! Now I have Kenny Chesney's "You Had Me At Hello" - stuck in my friggin head .... and ummm, I am replying to MYSELF ?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWowww... I need help, must back about from controlling device - box thingy named computer.
1. I will deal with my sneezing and stuffy nose, if I don't have to deal with snow, any day! Then again, I don't have asthma, so I can't complain too much!
ReplyDelete2. Woohoo! for the hot doctor!
3. Well, if you gotta go to the doctor, you might as well be happy about it!
4. That is a big ass tree!
5. Oh, hopefully that helps next winter, and with cooling bills this summer!
6. The things that keep me busy are frequently the things that make me insane!
7. Well, that's better than having no thoughts in your head...
8. Do you have a black fridge? I don't know if I've ever seen one of those. My stove and dishwasher are black, but my fridge is cream, and it annoys me.
9. Blah blah blah, back at ya.
10. That's good that you at least have a way to drop them off yourself. I have a crap ton of stuff to bring to the dump, but I have a wee tiny car, so I'm screwed!
11. Jealous! I am jealous!
12. Are you sure you didn't walk into MY house? Because that's what my downstairs looks like!
13. Gazundheit!
14. Oh, no you didn't. LOL!
sorta.
ReplyDeleteKenny who? I thought you were quoted Renee Zellweger!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA- Kenny Chesney - ok, country music.. but how weird is that - that - that is a line she siad ... and how weird is it that he wrote a song about that and then they were married for like a second and a half a few years or something ago. He reeealy liked her and she skrewed to pooch on that one,,,, my god KC IS HOT !!!
ReplyDeleteRFLMAO!! You are too funny today! And don't worry about being madly in love with your washer and dryer. I felt the SAME way when we bought ours three years ago!!! I used to just stand there and STARE at them!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!
ReplyDeleteRIKKI - - HA HA HA - I LUV IT !!!
ReplyDeleteYa... you've never seen a black fridge ?
See - I am being all cheap lately, the appliance Epoxy is in the spray paint aisle and costs more than the regular stuff - but dannnng, it makes everything matchy match and as of right now , covers scratches and is like a hard enamel so it isn't going to scratch... I am going to LUV it .... I need to spray paint more stuff ...
ALTHOUGH, maybe the fumes are getting to my brain ! HA HA HA !
WHY THE FARK IS IT NOT HIGHLIGHTING RIGHT ??!?!?!?!
GOD DANG DONKEY HAIR !!!
She screwed to pooch?
ReplyDeleteThat's as confusing as dawn's ass crack.
OH MY GOD ! I have done this ! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
ReplyDeleteIt can be our secret - right ?!
You know it! ;)
ReplyDeleteAwww - crap frap - she screwed THE pooch ... dang keyboard, buttons always jumping out in my way !!!
ReplyDeleteROTFL !
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA - SPRAY PAINT - makes me feel like such a designer.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA AHAAAA !
Good Morning Tammie! What's left of it anyway! LOL Your blogs always crack me up! I couldn't sleep till 11 if I tried! I love your outburst of song!! I love my new washer and dryer too, well there not new but they came with the house and they work wonders!! Doesn't take much to get us excited! LOL Oh you get to go to the doctors! LOL You are just to funny!!! I hope your day today is going great! Hugs to you!!
ReplyDeleteWell I've had a good laugh now!!!..Hehehehe!..Thanks Tammie!
ReplyDeletewhoah, my head is spinning! Between your blog and the comments...I am cracking up here.....
ReplyDeleteand convinced that whatever you are taking for your allergies has gone to your head! You are SILLY today! hehehehehe
What a hoot!! You gave me a litle laugh. That 'camp town races song'? Yup, I was singing it with you (in my head of course cause I'm at work).
ReplyDeleteI didn't think I had allergies until this spring...my eyes are all dry and I sneeze a lot.
DUDE - ya'll stop talking about my CRACK!
ReplyDeleteSo did you get your 42,000 things done today? Oh wait you still have time! lol!
ReplyDelete**ROTF** at the name Fernando DH!! !! Thats awesome!!! ;0) I haven't had any DH's. ;0( lol!
You are so full of enery, can I have some? ;0)
My allergies aren't to bad but I have noticed the past few days I have been sneezing like crazzzzzy. Ugh!
I'm w/ you on all appliances matching. We painted a yellow refridgerator to white and it looked so much better. I was soooooo excited about 3 years ago we were at a yard sale and this army guy was selling his home. Well, he had a side by side stainless steel refrig. for sale. We spent 300 bucks on it. It was such a gr8 deal!! Of course, I don't have all stainless steel applicanes to match but their black so its not to bad ;0)
Have a gr8 day!
funny! Now after reading the comments though I must go to you tube and hear Kenny Chesney
ReplyDeleteMMMMMMMMMMMM ... Kenny Chesney !!!!
ReplyDeleteTammie - you are funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of painting an oven but it sounds like a great idea!
Your love of Kenny Chesney is hilarious!!
OK... Lisa - I took a picture of it just for you !! lol.
ReplyDeleteoHHHHHHHH, Kennyyy !!!! ooooooh la la !
ReplyDeletei missed this blog somehow! better late than never right?
ReplyDeleteYou are definately a hoot and made me laugh! I hope you got all your 2,000 items finished yesterday. I am a little late on the uptake here...
ReplyDeleteHope you found your inhaler or at least got an appt with mr hottie for another!
I know what you mean having the appliances match. I did get a black stove but it has stainless on the front to match my fridge...
Anyway girl hope you have a great day today!