MUST BACK AWAY !

Slowly, slowly now ...it will be alright !!!! ..... I have GOT TO teach myself to back away from this controlling device known as my computer ! 

 

 

 

Dear Computer,

       There are some days that I hate you, some days you are a real big fork in my ass, but computer - you house my friends and we must come to some sort of understanding.

1) You must realize that my IM is like my brain, and by you screwing with my brain and not letting me chat to any of my friends - you sincerely are pissing me off !!! This MUST stop now !

 

2) This whole control thing you got going over my head about blogland must also now stop ! Nothing will change that much if I get up to do something ....you can't tell me that some things won't be here when I come back, when they will. Don't be that way.Something like that could end our friendship. It just might be spring out soon and sitting here is giving me a severe case of butt rot ! I have things to do and this is not helping me, you must try to stop sending messages to me that only I can hear. You can not control me ... and no - I do not like to dance.

 

 

3) Whatever illness you have got inside of you lately - must go ! It is getting really tiring to have to re-boot every hour or try to sit and figure out what is bothering you. Sure - we are friends and all - but you are a computer - so it only goes so far bub !

 

NOW ..... I think that should about cover it. However, If you insist to keep up this charade  - I might have to threaten you and leave you at home when we go on vacation this summer ... you do know there ARE other computers in this world !

Sincerely, Your owner, TAMMIE