OKAY ...The following is based on a true story ... Today is the day of today ... and since I have been busy for the last two days I thought that I would try to post something for all you Net-ka-teers to read. :O)
So anyway, yesterday was busy, we are getting ready for our camping trip to Mt. Rushmore for our annual treck for the 4th of July, so trying to pile all belongs together tends to be a bit hazardous in my house. Once the hubbs got home from work he decided to drive the 45 stupid miles to LaCrosse to go look at more camping things and guess what ??? WE FOUND NOTHING ! ..... so it was off to where else ? Well good thing that you ask .... WALLY WORLD (wal-mart) ...duh - like thier is any other store in the universe ! But first we went to eat. I of course have been craving this one place and my hubbs was gracious enough to agree to eat thier even tho it is not his fave and so I ate, and ate, and ate ...okay I gorged myself on seafood enchaladas ....then we went to Wally World. THEN - net-ka-teers- I kid you not I friggin' got sick in the middle of Wally World ! So it was a firm treck to the bathroom for me where I had to wash my stoopid shorts because I am too cheap to buy new ones and dry them in the air dryer thing. After that was done, I ever so luxuriously slipped out the door as if I had never been in there. Lord I was embarrassed, but it is what I get for pigging out. I am sorry I just cannot eat alot and I don't know why I was being a HOG ! The family of course followed me, making sure I was okay for our lovely what seems like forever ride home. Of course, by this time I felt perfectly fine and was back to normal. Got home, watched some Tv, checked e-mail ...blah, blah, blah ...you know regular stuff.
So this morning I am rudely awaked by the neighbors dog in my yard once again and the sounds of a rumbling bulldozer. The people to put in our new septic tank finally arrived, but so early the dead were awakened and the near by dairy cows were going insane ! I ran out into HELL (it was hot!) to go to the store for some groceries, came home As the rest of my day progressed, I checked e-mails etc. AGAIN and noticed that my children have appearantly begun to think lately they live at the friggin' Holiday Inn or something and I am the maid, sooooooo today they all got a crash course on how to do thier own laundry and clean toilets. No people, I did not make my two year old clean the pot - are you crazy - that was a job at hand for the oldest YET bravest child ! While I have done things for a bit of time now - as -duh- it is my job, I felt it was high time to wake them up to the world and clean the nasty-ness of their own existances.
So, I spent the rest of the day basically sitting there watching them clean my house ! Okay dang it ... I wish, NO people ... I am not THAT mean ... I actually helped a little ! :o) I did get alot done though. By the time Hubbs comes home I am wiped out and just dead or what seems like dead, so he suggests that we all go to TACO HELL for dinner ! So - well duh, I am not stoopid and we were off. After that delicasy of a meal, we try to hit our smaller yet do-able Wally World for another try at camping supply shopping and we finally were able to get some nice but strange things to add to our out-door-sy collection ! On my way home though all I could thing about was CANDY ! (btw ... Thanx alot MEL ...whose blog page got me thinking about candy ALLLL friggin' evening !) SOOOOOOO - naturally I just HAD to go get some and had the hubbs stop on the way home to get me some sour patch kids and jelly beans and all the good sweet rot - your - teeth candy you can find, right, but I cannot find "sour skittles" - one of my faves and am greatly dismayed and have vowed to never shop the Kwik Trip gas station for candy again ! Geeeze - how dare they NOT sell MY favorite candy ....what were they thinking !
So ... here I am now ... it is LATE O' clock and I am sitting in front of my best friend again (Oops, dang it - I wasn't supposed to de-vulge that ...GODDDD - I hate when that happens.) With obviously nothing better to do than to listen to my kids complain or ask for the one- ja-million, billionth thing today and to write yet another blog before I attempt to go to sleep !
And wouldn't you just know it, I am NOW out of words and have decided to just end it, before my blog ends up in some wild insanity of insaneness that even I don't understand .... and holy crud, I just remembered that I left my Kit -Kat bar in the garage when I took of my shoes and came in - I gotta go before someone spies it and claims it for thier own, thus fore molesting MY bars of fine, extrodinarilly gooooood and tastefully, yummy chocolate !
Soooooooo - good night Net-ka-teers, if you are LUCKY ... I will be back tommorrow !
I know U will miss me ! :O)
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