OK, Someone HURRY.... quick .... PLEASE make me laugh ! Today I am having a really bad attack of PMS and I just want to go scream or cry or something. GODDDD, I hate this ! It is such a nice day and I want to go outside, but part of me just wants to lie here because I know something will set me off and I will go nutsy over something. I need to get out of the house, but that really isn't going to help today. :O(
I have mild cramps , but nothing big, not like I can't do things - they are just a tad annoying, I took some Tylenol and hopefully maybe that will work, I dunno.
See the worst thing about PMS for me is that I get OH MY GOD SUPER ANAL about everything ... like how clean the house is and stuff. So since I just cleaned the upstairs it is going to drive me batty today that they tore through it and destoyed it already - even though in actuallity it is probably clean. I swear I have PMS-OCD. I am always fine the rest of the month, but god I just want to bury my head in the sand or run away today.
I think I am going to just sit here right now and eat some ice cream, watch Little House on the Prarie and wallow in self misery till this crap is over. Then I can have another few weeks of sanity till it comes back again.
I hope everyone else is having a good day today :O)
I used to date someone who was on Little House as a kid. He looks ridiculous when I've seen him. Now THAT is funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of ice cream?
ReplyDeleteI'm off to think of something funny....Hmmmm...will be right back.
ReplyDeleteHave some ice cream for me too!
ReplyDeleteChocolate... mmm, might add some peanut butter too. My fave.
ReplyDelete13 Things PMS Stands For
ReplyDeleteContributed by Anne D.
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Potential Murder Suspect
Take some pamprin and eat lots of ice cream. Hope you feel better.
ReplyDeleteI'm lactose intolerant but I LOVE ice cream...please eat some for me and then some more for you....
ReplyDeleteSimiles for Men
ReplyDeleteMen are like Laxatives...
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Bananas...
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Weather...
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders...
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars...
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Commercials...
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like Government Bonds...
They take so long to mature.
Men are like Mascara...
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn...
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms...
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps...
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots...
All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
LOL .. THANKX JILL THAT WAS FUNNY. :o)
ReplyDeleteI liked the people make me sick, pack my stuff, the men suck one... omg lol.
Maija ... omfg.. that is hilarious !
They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
ReplyDeleteHEY ---- I LIKE the Duggar Family ! LOL :O)
ReplyDeleteHaha ha haa - men are like lava lamps.... lol.
mad cow disease ... lol... now why didn't I think of that ?!
Hey and thier are only 14 there, they have 17 now ... lol !
ReplyDeleteI didn't MAKE it!! You said you needed to laugh! So......
ReplyDelete"It's not a clown car." Hahaha! - Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteHey, is that the family with all the kids w/ J names?
ReplyDeleteYeah, the Duggers.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think they are at about 17 now. I love watching their shows on TLC. I think they are nuts, but I love watching their shows... LOL!
ReplyDeleteI am done now... Hope you laughed a little!
ReplyDeleteOK, 1 more!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!! I just spit diet coke across my monitor!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Sorry about your monitor!! LOL!
ReplyDeletethat kitten one is HILARIOUS!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteThe WORST part is I showed someone here at work...and had to EXPLAIN what the reference was!
ReplyDeleteHoly schnikes, I didn't even see this one! LOL...thank goodness I finished off the diet coke!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA- THAT IS FUNNY....
ReplyDeleteI just took a real quck nap, but it didn't help :O( maybe I need another
OOOH LAWD, LET THIS DAY BE OVER
I had a day like this last week. Bleck.
ReplyDeletejust......
stay away from the knife drawer, ok? and you'll be alright!
:)~
Oh man...I read a really funny joke today and now I don't remember it:(
ReplyDeleteHope tomorrow is better!
I find gin, vodka and some midol will cure just about anything...and same principle applies..if one doesn't work, try another!
ReplyDeleteWOW I can so relate because I suffer from the WORST and I swear WORST PMS.....hey tell me what kind of ice cream and can I come over and have some too?....LOL
ReplyDeleteBlech, PMS SUCKS!!! Just got over it on this end, and I am a believer that is a plausable mean as a defense for a crime!
ReplyDeleteYEAAA, I am about ready to hurt someone here soon. These kids are driving me crazy today - ya, more than usual of course . :O(
ReplyDeleteWell, this may sound dumb, but I have never drank... but suddenly maybe I see a need to.
ReplyDeleteok, Gracie is asleep, I'm taking a nap - now my head is pounding - stop this roller coaster and let me off. :O(
ReplyDeleteI can't stop myself!! It is like a sickness!!!
ReplyDeleteWow...Well, I'm sure I drink enough for both of us ;)
ReplyDeleteOmgsh I hate it when PMS takes over this bad!! Sure hope your nap helped you out sweetie!!
ReplyDeleteQuick get to a phone and tell the doctor to get you some Valium before someone gets hurt!!! **grin**
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**Wink**
I didn't know Dolly did a song about PMS. This is really cute, listen to it all the way through.
ReplyDeletehaha these are all great!
ReplyDeleteI hope your evening is better! I hate pms!
Oh that's funny!
ReplyDeleteOh that's funny!
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is PMS sucks and if they hadn't invented Midol or Pamprin I'd be lost. : )
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwww hugs to you my friend!! I am lucky I guess because I really don't have much PMS when it's that time. I haven't had that time for a while so I am glad! LOL But I hope your feeling better and got a nap in and the meds helped!! Enjoy your Tuesday my friend! Big hugs your way!!
ReplyDeleteI like the..."I have PMS and a gun...did u have something to say"..LOL...Hope u get to feeling better Tammie!!
ReplyDeleteLOL GUYS - THANK YOU - YOU MADE MY DAY ALOT BETTER !!!!!! :o)
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